tongue in cheek

Mom:

Paige, why don't you sit with Preston and read him a couple of books then you can both count it toward your summer reading...you know, kill two birds with one stone.

Paige:

Except, I don't really like killing birds.

{ba-dum-bum}

Aaannd, thank you, Junie B. Jones.

{Photo caption: What my daughter wore to school one day}