Braverism

All four cherubs had their flu shots yesterday.

They were all so brave.

Preston had five--FIVE shots because it was his "well visit".

There was nothing "well" about it.

It was torture for this poor kiddo.

There were two nurses in there and when Pres started the wailing, one said to the other,

Um, go get Moses.

Moses??

So, in comes Moses, a male nurse to help hold down Preston's legs.

Pinned down and shot five times in the legs.

And he screamed so loud that the next victim in the waiting room ran for his life...there was not a soul in that office that did not hear our young man's lung capacity.

{sigh}
So, then he called grandma and grandpa and told them all about his experience...

Grandma, I got five shots and five bandages (yes, he called them that) ...and then Trevor took off the bandages very softly for me.

Oh, I'm sorry Preston. Did the shots hurt?

Yeah.

Did you cry?

Yeah...a little.