Me (tucking the boys in at night): Boys, I love you higher than the sky...
Preston: Mom, I love you all the way to Yew York City!
Trevor: Well, I love you all the way to Broadway!
(We took enough pictures of the trip, I'm sure the boys lived it by proxy!)
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Me (reading a letter from Paige's dentist): It says, "Diagnosis..."
Paige: What?!? I have diagnosis!!!
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Me: Honey, are these pants too tight?
Steve: (long pause--really long pause) I think you look great in anything!
Me: Um, that was not the question.
Steve: (another pause, then nervous chuckle) I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say here.
Me: This is not a trick question. I really want to know if you think these are too tight to wear outside of our house.
Steve: (nothing)
Me: Seriously, babe. I am not asking if I'm fat or something, but these are not as loose as they used to be and I'm wondering if they're too tight!
Steve: Well, I guess they are a little snug.
Me: (exasperated sigh) Finally--thank you!
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"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"
- Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)
5 comments:
Too, too funny! Gotta love Steve's response. . .what a good husband:) By the way, I have a Nikon D80 (to answer your ? on my blog). I love it!
I couldn't help but smile as I read about your conversation with Steve--reminds me of several conversations I have had with Jeff. Such politicians!(:
:) yes i guess this conversation would bring a smile to any girls face. i can totally picture you/us having it right now in my head. too funny. loved the kiddo convo's too...you're going to love that you wrote them down to remember them. families are the bestest! sure miss yours!!!
Tell Steve the correct answer is "Baby on your body, there is no such thing as too tight!"
Hee hee!! Those are hilarious!! Aren't kids so funny?!? ps--how did you write on your pictures on the blog?
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